smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 5, 2018

smarty

BEST smarty who is always sweet, patient, and caring <3 but hits you with sharp comebacks when you least expect it </3 everyone loves her anyways, don't cross her because you'll be crossing an entire army who will protect her

oh it's smarty! the best smarty!

by anisie August 6, 2025

smarty-smoo

A remark given to one being a total smart ass.

mark: ooh, look at me, im wade. im a total smarty-smoo

wade: y u do dis mark???

by ShuhDude¯\_(ツ)_/¯ January 1, 2017

Smarty

Someone named Olivia is a stupid idiot when it comes to reading

read it smarty

by richatiutismgocrazty March 20, 2024

Smarty

Is based on the YouTuber and streamer TehSmarty, who is known for his nonsense talk and his ability to repeatedly make the same stupid mistakes.

Can either describe someone being stupid or simply refer to a stupid mistake.

"Think before you act, don't be such a Smarty"
"I'm so dumb, I just did a Smarty"

by SimplyTwix February 26, 2021

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011