smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

smartie patootie

A cutie patootie who solves a lot of chess puzzles and get's them all right.

My smartie patootie solved an 1800 puzzle today.

by keysersoze99 October 21, 2022

Right in the smartie

When you get hit in the head with a ball cap on and whatever hits you connects with the small smartie shaped button on the top causing immense pain in that localized area.

Joe took a 2x4 right in the smartie, then cried like a little bitch.

Shit homey you would cry like that too..

Word .....

by Vernale February 5, 2018

Smarty skirt

Female version of smarty pants

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed

by Z lady September 9, 2020

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 9, 2014

devil's smarties

Abuse of Pain Management prescription medicine

Tiger Wood's crashed his SUV in California after enjoying too many Devil's Smarties on Feb. 23rd 2021.

by Gord M. February 23, 2021

the smarties

In 2021, a group of friends were playing Royale High, when someone in the server said their brother ate their smarties, a group of a few friends decided to support this stranger, and be there, that lead to a funeral. After that, we each bevame one of the smarties, this created the smartie kingdom. There were Seven smarties. Even though there may be seven smarties, only four kept their roll. Which was Peppa Pig, Luna, Boots, and Hinata. Sometimes, the smartie kingdom says food noon, to keep all of the smarties safe. It doesnt happen as much, but the smartie citizens are safe. If you ever find the smarties twerk and bow to them.

Omg did u see the smarties!!

Yes ofc, i twerked in front of them

Good

by Rickysnecktatoo December 31, 2023