Brown Skid

Verb: To hit a person on a bike while driving a car.

"I almost brown skid this spandex jockey on my way to work today.

by Murdernickel May 15, 2009

Skid Fuck

A drug/alcohol addicted sex freak.

Shut the fuck up, you skid fuck

by arcanumb March 05, 2019

skid stain

a stain left in someones tighty whiteys after they shit themselves

These here undy pants we found in the locker room have a MAD ASS skid stain on em

by Magic January 23, 2005

Skid KId

affectionately refers to anyone who worked on or flew helicopters with skid tubes as landing gear.

Skid Kids Rule!

by Rev_Rob October 13, 2013

Front Skids

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.

After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.

by Paul Casal/Tom Gilbride January 23, 2006

Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

by I.M. Salmon July 15, 2011

skid marks

The lines of poop that are left on the toilet after one flushes and are very hard to clean out.

"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"

by rangerstilidie1872 December 05, 2013