Shmurp

A fuk Nigga. Someone who you just look at and say “Look at this dweeb.”

“Look at that shmurp, he look stupid.” “Look at those khakis, Shmurp looking ass.”
“Waddup Shmurp.”

by Riconani October 12, 2021

Simir

Honestly where can a start. Simir’s are low key beasts, like really good personalities and overall such a kind person. Extremely hard working and talented, I’d say he has a chance of becoming the futures greatest music artist.

Ahhh Simir is just so amazing! Yeah yeah

by Katana November 23, 2021

Simir

Honestly where should I start. Such an amazing character and charm, so considerate and caring for those around him. Omg Simir’s are just the best! They are a very hard working and talented group of people who have changed the course of the world! When a Simir walks in the room, it’s like a king is approaching. The atmosphere changes, the earth rumbles, the seas rise, it’s something I fail to describe! I’ve also heard that being Simir is a pre requisite to becoming the futures greatest music artist, may only be a theory though….

Ahhh Simir is just so amazing! Yeah yeah!

by Katana November 23, 2021

Samurai Mapping

Samurai Mapping, a small youtube channel at the moment in a bit of a struggle, started in 2020, the channel has grown from just 3 subscribers to 614 and will eventually go above that. The total view count right now is more than 330,000.

Fun fact I own the channel
Pro tip: you should subscribe to Samurai Mapping on youtube

I subbed to Samurai Mapping because I'm pro.

Very pro example:
I AM SAMURAI MAPPING FAN BCZ I AM VERY PRO

by Ichiraku Rāmen June 24, 2022

Jon erik Sigurðsson

Is a living legend. He is very handsome and all girls like him. Jon Erik sigurdsson is very athletic and is in great shape.

Somebody says he is the man. And the best looking man in the world
Jon Erik Sigurðsson

by Kóngurinn January 10, 2021

Armchair Samurai

A typical loser who sits in front of their computer all day talking about different martial arts techniques and styles and how one style is better than another and how one technique can defeat another technique.

Often they lack any real martial arts experience since the only martial arts training they have had was from watching Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee or Steven Seagal films and/or reading Martial Arts manuals.

They have often only trained a few months in a martial art, if at all, and rely on stories that they had heard as case studies to prove that the style they had trained in is better than the other.

Armchair Samurai 1: You know all you really need to defeat a guy who's trying to do a takedown is to use dim mak. It'll stop his heart. I mean that's what my uncle's cousin's room mate did... and he read Bruce Lee's book so it's supposed to work.

by n00bert Jones January 23, 2010

Simdrome

A sickness acquired after playing The Sims for far too long.

Person 1: Dude, you wanna chill tonight?
Person 2: I can't, I have simdrome from playing Sims 3 all day.

by chinballss July 8, 2011