project scorpio 

It is gonna be the biggest box yet. It will take up an entire meter of space because it is a monster. It is gonna be the console that you will finally be able to rub into the face of your friends. project scorpio the console for you.

Son: " Mommy i can't sleep"
Mom: " why honey"
Son: :Because that guy said that project scorpio my console was a monster"
Mom: " you dumb piece of shit"

project scorpio by fam It's Lit April 9, 2017

The pretty Scorpio bookworm 

I*ana is a tiny Person. You can nearly see her.
She is the size of a 1st grade Girl. But beside that she is a really pretty and really funny person!
Whenever u see her u have a smile on your face! But she do is really tiny. She loves books. And she is a Scorpio and as a Pisces I love Scorpios. And her music taste is incredible.

P1: „omg That tiny pretty girl is litrally so gorgeous!“
P2:“she looks like the pretty Scorpio bookworm I bet her music taste is good!“

The pretty Scorpio bookworm by Leopeolalala April 16, 2021

october scorpio 

October scorpio are dickheads

Defined
Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD

october scorpio by bigbootybitches1462 June 16, 2022

October Scorpio 

The BEST scorpios to walk the planet earth.

Someone: when’s your birthday

Me: October 23
Someone: oh you’re them amazing October scorpio

October Scorpio by Letsfuckonthebalcony August 15, 2023

www.seggsy.scorpio.com 

She’s a beautiful person. She’s a 5’1 thick dark skin. deadass she fr cool as shit 💯 Did I also mention she’s smart asf?

Hey? Did u hear abt how fucking awesome www.seggsy.scorpio.com is??

www.seggsy.scorpio.com by ilyjaee1 May 20, 2021

Scorpion Lips 

A freak of nature born with actual scorpion-lips, making him unable to enunciate many words coherently.

Bill: Hey, Scorpion Lips, how old are you?

Scorpion Lips: I'm sevfentends.

Bill: You're seventeen??

Scorpion Lips: No! I said I'm sevfentends.

Bill. You're seventy??

Scorpion Lips: No!

Scorpion Lips by TheCreep1 March 8, 2011

Covered with Scorpions 

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.

Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O

Covered with Scorpions by ktbrister September 9, 2010