scorpio

a Scorpio is a 2 faced bitch who skips class bc they think its cool, is secretly hated by everyone and who will do anything to be popular

penny is a Scorpio "great"

by grace peneoply March 21, 2021

scorpio

scorpios are the best zodiac signs most people say they are mean but once yu get to know us we cool asf/h*****

"ma friend a scorpio nd they cool ash"
"my gf a scorpio nd she the best frfr"

by niyahh bae <3 November 8, 2022

Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food

Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)

by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023

October Scorpio

The BEST scorpios to walk the planet earth.

Someone: when’s your birthday

Me: October 23
Someone: oh you’re them amazing October scorpio

by Letsfuckonthebalcony August 15, 2023

Scorpio

Scorpio usually go for Pisces but if they aren’t attracted to them they will go for sagittarius because they were meant to be together they both love the same thing Scorpio fall in love quick and sagittarius does the same

Unknown,hey did you see a Scorpio.
Ya, why.

by 74bethany85 June 19, 2020

Scorpio

Some people think of scorpio as scary weird and violent but no when you get to actually befriends with them like seriously if your the best friend of a scorpio you will be able to say they are kind and caring they are always by your side. Anyways scorpio is a sign who can get a lot of people to crush on them so ya if they actually like you back consider yourself lucky haha.

Boy 1:omg another guy just asked scorpio out
Girl 2:oh well what did they(scorpio) say?
Boy 1:no of course
Girl 1 in her mind:aha thus is so funny now that I am their(scorpio) gf/bf/other.

by anonymous September 12, 2021

Scorpio

1. A star sign that relates to the time period October 23 to November 21
2. An online trend of personality based on your star sign, which this one is typically depicted as sly, manipulative, smart and a good mind reader.(NOT REAL,JUST A TREND.)

2.She’s such a Scorpio!
1. My star sign is Scorpio.(no personality trend intended)

by Jaceyisabitchassmotherfucker July 13, 2023