Schrodinger's leftovers

When you have leftovers in the fridge for a while and you're not sure if they're still good but you don't want to check.

That sandwich has been in the fridge since last week. It's Schrodinger's leftovers now.

by KyojinJaeger January 27, 2020

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Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

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Schrodinger's Tienanmen

the belief that certain historical incidents simultaneously did and didn't occur. And weather or not it happened completely depends on the person who is recalling the event.

The Tienanmen Square incident did not occur according to China, while according to western nations it did in fact occur. This is considered a "Schrodinger's Tienanmen" and is the namesake of the theory.

by usedbattery123 August 23, 2019

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Schrodinger’s Chat

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.

Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.

by sswysh October 14, 2020

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Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"

by John Whitaker October 13, 2021

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