This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen
Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.
Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.
Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.
by Propercunt March 30, 2020
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If u ever meet a samarr, always remember that this is a chance experience.✨😌
If u ever meet a samarr, always remember that this is a chance experience.✨😌
by Douwantsomepie March 27, 2019
Get the samarr mug.Samira carlyle hozaima is a loyal friend, she will stick with a small group of friends and keep them. Samira dislikes most boys, she will even attack when provoked. If you want a Samira as a friend, make a good first impression from the start.
If you date a Samira, always agree with her no matter what. Samiras will be shy at first, but soon she will be ranting about annoying boys. Samira is sometimes sneaky, hide all passwords from her, she will look at your private chats.
If you find a Samira, be her friend, but you have been warned.
If you date a Samira, always agree with her no matter what. Samiras will be shy at first, but soon she will be ranting about annoying boys. Samira is sometimes sneaky, hide all passwords from her, she will look at your private chats.
If you find a Samira, be her friend, but you have been warned.
by #hamsterlover April 12, 2021
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Not many people like her but that's because she's truly rare.
Once you meet her you will gasp at how pretty she is.
Not many people like her but that's because she's truly rare.
Once you meet her you will gasp at how pretty she is.
by Orangejuicelol October 19, 2021
Get the Samirah mug.Samirah is a very pretty girl who's style is a mix of alternative/emo/tomboy. When you get to meet her she seems like a miss goody 2 shoes, but when you are close to her she is cheeky/rude and has bad language. She doesn't care about ANYONE except her homies.
"Woah, is that Samirah?"
"Yeah..she looks mean today"
"She's not a bully tho?"
"Nah she ain't a bully."
"She looks like one..."
"Bruv shuttup"
"Yeah..she looks mean today"
"She's not a bully tho?"
"Nah she ain't a bully."
"She looks like one..."
"Bruv shuttup"
by Orangejuicelol April 8, 2022
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Guy : "who's that ugly blue mother fucker with the striped t-shirt! He looks stoned!"
Guy 2: "oh that's samir"
Guy 2: "oh that's samir"
by abdulbinshabaz August 1, 2011
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