Sperm Perm

The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.

Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.

by Stevie Y August 12, 2005

sperm cough

Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.

"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."

by burghprof December 16, 2008

Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.

"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"

by Z the man W January 02, 2009

Sperm Sword

AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,

Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...

by cannon July 08, 2004

Sperm Thief

woman who lies about her birth control status.

A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.

by hahacharadeyou_r 2009 January 06, 2009

sky-sperm

The trail of ice left behind by a rocket in a clear blue sky.

Ex: Dude! Look at that sky-sperm!
That's a fucking mindfuck!

by cavepig April 18, 2009

sperm cramps

When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.

I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.

by Charles Borky November 22, 2022