Spag

When you are too lazy to type spaghetti (or just dont know to spell it) so you just say spag.

Holy shit that spag I just had was great.

by 420blazeit420 May 30, 2016

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

Spag bol

Leicestershire talk for boring, non exciting sex, usually used in a long term relationship

God having sex with him was like spag bol

by Indigo1998 February 22, 2022

Spag

Cool quirky

Your really spag man.

by Emmanaimma July 2, 2021

Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.

Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

Spag

The person that is not going along with a joke or other mean of deceit.

"Bro we told the teacher that you weren't here but Lisa was being a spag and told her you were."

by Berryboi March 21, 2017

Spag

Stands for: Stupid People Are “Gifted”

A person that is/was placed in the gifted program, and is only book-smart. They are otherwise dumb.

Is seen as derogatory if not used by a spag.

“Well you know her…she’s a bit of a spag!”

“Him and I were both spags, so we struggle making friends.”

by partyponypinkiepie January 8, 2025