I hate standing in line, and in front of me someone
smells, and in back of me someone smells. It's like
being stuck in the middle of a funk sandwich
smells, and in back of me someone smells. It's like
being stuck in the middle of a funk sandwich
by GoodCharoletemustdie May 22, 2005
by El Poopstersaurus October 26, 2017
P1: LMAO dude i just got a nintendo switch for free
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free
P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free
P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.
by Gay Space Mama April 25, 2017
When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.
by Cracka Ass Cracka April 26, 2012
Ingredients: bread, marshmallow creme, and nutella.
Step 1 toast bread.
Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella
Step 4 enjoy
Step 1 toast bread.
Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella
Step 4 enjoy
by jshak43 December 04, 2013
This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.
I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.
by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004
When you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. Unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
by jamband October 17, 2014