reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane

by Mondan April 21, 2015

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Rusty Nutcracking Trombone

This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.

I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

Rusky Trombone

It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.

After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!

by Jesterger November 12, 2018

Rustytrombone

When a women licks shit out of your ass and jers you off from the other side

While Lana was giving me a rustytrombone I jizzed in her hand and shit in her mouth

by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005