Rule 11

If one believes there is likely a mutual interest between themself and another individual, that other individual is either already in some form of a relationship with another individual or will soon be.

"I thought we were clicking, but then I saw her boyfriend."

"Rule 11, eh? Good luck next time."

by bugmore November 22, 2013

Rule 11

Don’t be a bitch

Guy1: let’s go cliff jumping dude

Guy2: idk man that sounds scary

Guy2: rule 11, dude

by @UrDadsHouse April 12, 2022

Rule 1328

If a place exists, you can drink beer in it!

Time for rule 1328!

by northern-southern March 11, 2018

Rule 113

I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.

Sally & Alex = Salex. Rule 113.

by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015

rule 103

The rules may not be ignored or defied in any circumstance.

Non-gay friend: I am ignoring rule 99.1. I don't swing that way.

Gay friend: Sorry, dude. Rule 103. I'll get the Crisco.

by shelleh March 11, 2008

rule 1701

don't **** with the captain....ever

rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better

by thomaspain September 15, 2009

Rule 12

Downloading unnecessary porn when you are horny, then deleting after finished.

After I finished looking at porn, I rule 12'ed the torrents I was downloading while horny and fapping, by going back after I was done and deleted the downloads in progress.

by Psilocybe Tim March 14, 2008