by aussiegamercop October 26, 2018
Related to "lasers" and "shoop da whoops", a "Royal Rainbow" is what happens when a taco is forced into the mouth of the person charging their laser. The caster instead releases a Royal rainbow, and possibly the swallowing of one's laser, and can end in the shooper asploding.
*Jered fails HARD*
Phil: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!
*Jered shoves taco in Phil's mouth*
*Phil releases Royal Rainbow*
Phil: OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR!
Phil: I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!
*Jered shoves taco in Phil's mouth*
*Phil releases Royal Rainbow*
Phil: OPS I SWALLOWED MAH LAZOR!
by Corey_Faure April 30, 2010
The vagina, vagene, puss, pussy, Pandora’s wet box, twat aka the royal split
You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split
You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the royal fuckin split
by Meat beef October 19, 2020
by Shtir0ast June 11, 2019
After snorkeling, while the snorkel is still in her mouth, You dig a hole in the sand and bury her head with the other end of the snorkel sticking out of the sand, lift her ass high in the air and do her dogie style, When your about to cum pull out and shoot your load in the snorkel. The cum will block her air supply causing her to inhale deeply forcing the cum to shoot down her throat.
I took my girl out snorkeling all day and I wanted to do something special for her, so I treated her to a Royal Cancun.
by Nicholus April 12, 2007
A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.
pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal
Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
by Johnny Carcinogen March 29, 2008