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romantic hate

Romantic hate is defined when you hate someone, but you have a connection with them. You are the person's enemy, but you are always with them and you can't look away from them.
Those two hate each other , but they can't look away from each other. They must romantically hate each other.

Sam: I hate him, but I can't get away from him
Bob: You must romantically hate him.
Sam:Really?
Bob: Yep. Romantic hate is when you hate someone, but you can't get away from them.
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romantic like dandruff 

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

Romantic success 

Success with a woman or man that facilitates the possibility of marriage for you.
That wasn't romantic success because I had no intention to marry him.

romantic hour 

The time of day where one typically has sexual intercouse or masturbates
"I'm going upstairs, it's near the romantic hour"
romantic hour by Madboi6666 March 3, 2016

romantic swan dance 

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"

romantic experience 

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.

romantic taco

A term used when a man has deep feelings for a woman, or desperately wants to eat that woman out.
"Did u see colin?"
"Yeah, he totally wants to have a romantic taco with Ramona
romantic taco by somebodyman April 14, 2017