A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
Best stale bagel in the world. Practically perfect in every way and he was Ole Gunnar Solksjaars savoir.
Bob: Yo, I just ate a stale bagel this morning and it was surprisingly decent.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
Me: It must be a Cristiano Ronaldo.
by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022
Steven Universe Fan: “Hey do you know Ronaldo Fryman from Steven Universe?”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
Other Steven Universe Fan: “Yes, he is so fucking annoying.”
by RonaldoFUCKINGSUCKS August 10, 2023
Ronaldo vs Messi
by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023
Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.
by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024
I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman
Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew
Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman
Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew
Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist
( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )
.: He doesnt know you exist
( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )
by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024