Reety

Someone with low intelligence/stupid. Some view it as a short form for “retard”.

“Carrissa you are such a reety”

by Mikado07 April 18, 2023

Death Rehearsal

Sleep.

Sorry. I can't go. I have Death Rehearsal tonight.

by xtankgirlx April 13, 2011

Reet

Similar to 'tard'--an abbreviation used for 'retard' but in a more jovial than malicious sense.

Can be coupled with certain nouns to enhance the adjective such as Reet Bomb, Reet City, Reetdiculous. The phrase Reet Storm can be used to describe a show of emotion from a Reet.

by haoolj April 11, 2005

Ah reet

Ok. I understand

Boy 1: 'you can come over, rents think you're helping me revise'

Boy 2: 'Ah reet, I'll be there soon man'

by Polly AnnaCow June 4, 2011

Theory of Reletivity

What you get when Einstein smokes a bong

WOW! The theory of reletivity really blows my mind

by Psychologicaly Unstable May 30, 2018

Reetlord

Reetlord

An insult which combines the two words "retard" and "lord" to create a new word which can be defined as: lord of the retards or the biggest retard ever.

An even shorter version of the word can be said as simply "reet".

Person 1: "Oh my god -did you see that?! Kanye West fully just stole the mic from Tayler Swift! --HOLY SHIT! He's making a friggin' SPEECH ABOUT HOW BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE WON! Come downstairs and see this!!"

Person 2: "Oh my f- are you serious? God. Kanye West is such a fucking reetlord. Who the fuck would do that."

by Reetlord December 6, 2009

Reet

A sound you make while you're getting fucked in the ass

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaa REET!

by Julia Williams-McCullough February 16, 2017