When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
by Mandu Bell March 29, 2007
Get the raccoon sexmug. When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008
Get the raccoon eyesmug. When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.
by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017
Get the screaming raccoonmug. A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!
Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018
Get the raccoon syndrommug. The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food
by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021
Get the Spicy Raccoonmug. a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.
Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!
by SultrySloth April 22, 2019
Get the Raging Raccoonmug. A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.
Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.
by toebutt April 20, 2011
Get the Urban Raccoonmug.