raisin sasuage

when you put a sasuage in the microwave for too long and it looks like..

"HELP!!"
"what happened wife!!"
"i microwaved my sasuage for too long now its a raisin sasuage :,("

by siralxoll February 22, 2022

sexy raisin

Matt LeBlanc (Joey tribiani) May be old now bush gosh darn he is one sexy raisin ;))

Ohhh danggggg he a SEXY raisin

by L_Dog14 December 13, 2017

Whiskered Raisin

A hairy, meaty pussy

1st guy: Yo, how was that chick you hooked up with last night dude?

2nd Guy: She was alright, but I must say, I was a little disgusted with her whiskered raisin.

by Coherent November 20, 2009

Dingle Raisins

Clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex.

Don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins...

by Yaka yaka December 21, 2013

Sand Raisin

Cat feces that has been left in the litter-box for a long time.

It's your fucking cat, YOU clean it's Sand Raisins!

by OwOwl August 06, 2011

Glazen the Raisin

Vigorous anal sex followed by immediate penis withdrawal and busting a load of man glaze all over the anal rim.

I was glazen the raisin last night with Rachel. She loves it.

Your step mom told me she’s into glazen the raisin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018

soaking the raisin

female masturbation

Joanna uncontrollably slipped her delicate hand inside her black knickers and began soaking the raisin. Soon, the raisin was plump and succulent. Joanna screamed with pleasure.

by Buggs Bunny March 09, 2010