You are doing a chick from behind. Then, you cum in her asshole. Then, you stick your pinkie finger into her cummy-shitty asshole. Then, you give her a *wet-willy* with your cummy-shitty finger.
Tom: Why is Sheila runnin' around with cum and shit comin' out of her ear?
Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.
Dick: Harry just gave her a raccoon in the attic.
by RWClassABoomer March 06, 2009
When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
by Mandu Bell March 24, 2007
When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008
The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside
by BootyHoleBandit69 January 03, 2023
A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.
Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.
by toebutt April 03, 2011
Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
by Sleeps with rose petals August 02, 2017
When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.
by WalterWhitesPhD July 29, 2017