Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

National pufferfish day

On the 9th of October you must use the pufferfish emoji atleast twice or else you get bad luck with pufferfish until the next October 9th

hey did you know its national pufferfish day? Remember 🐡🐡

by I_is_hooman October 6, 2020

A #2 Puffer

Someone (usually a gay guy) who sucks a fart out of another's asshole and holds it in like a bong.

Also known as "Puffing A 2" or the act of passing on a fart to another person is known as "Passing A 2"

What a fag, he is definetly a #2 Puffer.

or

Holy shit! I just hella Puffed A 2.

by JGummerzs :) April 18, 2009

owl puffer

One who performs fellatio on a person who has just sodomized them.

Julie was know as a fairly classy dame 'til I found out she was an owl puffer.

by daniel z May 1, 2007

Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

puffies

Breasts which have herniated nipple/areola complexes. A moderate degree of such herniation might produce a hemispherical appearance as if half a table tennis ball had been implanted under the skin.

Although this is technically a defect, many apparently find it sexually attractive, even intriguing.

Unless it is extreme, progressive, or of great concern to the patient, no remediation is normally indicated.

I love the puffies on that girl. I wonder, if I sucked them really hard, would they get even bigger?

by jawbone December 13, 2009

[puffale]

it's a way of disguising the saying"wanna get high" good to use when kids are around or the boss man is, even parents... another example is when smoking a blunt or joint and the cherry is going to go out you yell at the person with the word puffale puffale puffale constintely until you regain the fire on the blunt :::: This word is pronounced POOF-a-Le

hey you want to go puffale later tonight:; puffale puffale, puffale!!! its going to turn off....

by R.M.Paz III January 30, 2009