Con pimp

A con pimp is defined as a person who is popular at cons (teen events)not because they sleep around, but because they are one of the most chill people one will ever meet. A con pimp is always respectful, and never takes advantage of his/her power (ex/ white, male supremacy). A con pimp is very affectionate, but never makes people feel uncomfortable. He/she is essentially very huggable. <3 Also, see con whore.

"Look, Sean started a massive cuddle puddle. He's such a con pimp."

by Real eyes realize real lies April 23, 2007

Cookie pimp

A sexy pimp who owns hundreds of bitches but only has one true squishy bitch.

Sally wanted a cookie pimp but only a squishy could get one.

by squishy1392 January 16, 2009

cold pimp

A person who 'owns' outrageous, flashy behavior. Often in choice of attire.

He showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat

by Nodsumi July 17, 2017

cheese pimp

A cheese pimp is someone who controls and brings around cheese. Giving the cheese to people for money, illegally.

woah?? i should get a cheese pimp so i can get that cheese!!

by Topanga the cheese pimp December 7, 2020

country pimp

red head, ostrich boot wearing, big chain slinging, pool table running, howdy hat wearing, diesel mechanic.

wow! the country pimp is back and running the pool table! don’t mess w the country pimp… all hail country pimp

by countrypimp January 22, 2023

crimp on my pimp

Someone that cock blocks your moves with a girl.
A Player hater.

My ex put a crimp on my pimp with my boo.

by BeavisBungholio December 4, 2018

christmas pimp

selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus

i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!

those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009