pythia

People named pythia are the most beautiful and kind people you will ever meet.
They are sometimes really weird but they are funny and have a great music taste

I need a pythia in my life.

by Bababouille November 10, 2020

pythonfag

A person who only programs in the programming language Python. They are incompetent programmers who believe that all other languages are inferior, their intelligence does not allow them to learn otherwise. They constantly preach about how other programming languages are bad and flex their Python garbage. They are stubborn baby programmers who can't be bothered to learn anything else because the intelligence required exceeds what they currently have.

0x90: Dude, why are you trying to make an exploit in Python? Just do it in C++.
Pythonfag: C++ is shit lol, Python is way better.
0x90: Shut up Pythonfag

by op0x90 November 28, 2020

Pythonic

Adjective. In reference to an individuals phallus (penis) being extremely long and girthy. It may also in certain contexts refer to the penis being slimey or slippery (like a python) in texture due to reception of oral sex often.

Have you seen Atlas' penis?
No, but your girlfriends blowing him in the corner over there, if you'd like to do anything about that. It's kinda ruining my kids 7th birthday party.
I don't blame her and I'm not gonna interrupt . His dick is fucking pythonic, I'm tempted to join her.

by lArsenic Daniels December 22, 2020

pythagorean theorem

pain

me: "the pythagorean theorem hurts meh brain, i hate it"
random person: "but its useful-"
me: *death stare*

by Box Of Bingus April 21, 2021

python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.

Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.

by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023

milky python

Whenever a female has ejaculated on your "Python" and it looks like milk.

Jackson gave me a milky python last week. You know what they say, "It's not rape if you like!"

by RainbowTrout69 November 14, 2014

Shitting out pythons

A near-endless log of shit that travels out your anus that is very long, like a python

Just ate those sketchy sausages, and I'm shitting out pythons!

by ElephantShit1050 January 7, 2023