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Paula Abdul
Paula Abdul is an American reality television personality and former recording artist. Known for her string of bops and hits and ass-shakers in the 80s and 90s such as but not limited to "Vibeology" and "Rush Rush", her career ultimately tanked in the late 90's and early 2000's when she started getting negative press due to her suspected alcohol and painkiller problem, as well as a few instances of getting involved in car accidents and hit & run's (the irony).
Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
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Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
Paula Abdul by march34th June 26, 2021
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Paula Diaz
The most amazing beautiful girl in the world. She is really chill and has a fantastic personality with an absolute unit of a humour. She also has that bodyyadyyady which makes any guy go brrrr. Her face looks like a super model and has a kind gentle look. I love you Paula, Cant wait to marry you.
Paula Diaz by mastersnack21hunnit4457 March 12, 2022
Paula Dean
The act of melting butter between two partners having sex in the missionary position and then using the excess butter to fry bacon
Paula Dean by roggy197723 March 14, 2013
Paula Wal-nuts
- Someone who tries to out drive transport trucks. On the highway
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts
-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders
- Uses Catch phrases such "Dinkle Dwarf." or "What a dip stick"
-Conserves 7 year old food in the 4 different freezers in hopes to one day become a time capsule
-Turns vechicles into mini-marts
-Humming to tunes, she wishes she knew the word too
-Making up her own phiosphies such as "When your swiming use a floating around your neck to prevent water from entering your ears."
-Owns 70274927493 pairs of shoes
-Thinks she IS hockey night in Canda
-And enjoys having people give her and her toronto maple leaf flag the finger
-Enjoys geneology even on families that isn't her (Facebook creeper)
-Records 56830545 shows at once and hogs all 5 T.V.'s in the house
-Buys her kids chocolate for easter only to hide them for herself
----- Future A&E special Hoarders
Paula Wal-nuts by shjoch April 7, 2010
Paula Deening
The act of putting on a sugary-sweet and polite persona to someone's face (or out in public), but being snide, catty, and mean when their back is turned.
OR
The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
OR
The fake friendliness and hospitality demonstrated (particularly in the American South/ Southeast) to total strangers, exemplified by "Southern hospitality".
"Watch out: my mother-in-law will be very charming when she offers you some of her sweet tea, but she's just Paula Deening and will start complaining about everything from your clothes to your accent just as soon as you're out of earshot."
Paula Deening by pluffdad January 10, 2013
paula abdul
Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
paula abdul by destroy AI please April 9, 2005