by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023
Get the Eamon Pattersonmug. Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love
“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
by heyjannyjanny155 November 22, 2021
Get the Mrs pattersonmug. by hfkdsguidaufsauojfiqw'p;dsas;f May 16, 2023
Get the Serkan Pattersonmug. Secretly a vegan. A werewolf blending in amongst humans. Knows she'll be exposed if she eats an abnormal amount of meat, so she converted to veganism as a front. Years later, she can no longer stomach an ounce of meat.
by kwehsticle September 27, 2025
Get the Lara Pattersonmug. by y2bulldog July 26, 2016
Get the Shawn Pattersonmug. Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021
Get the taking a pattersonmug. Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.
Charlie: Hey look over there!
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*
Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*
by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020
Get the Brooke Patterson-Kerrmug.