Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022

Brooke Patterson-Kerr

Brooke is a cute, smart person who you can trust. She will never forgive you if you promised her chocolate and then didn’t give her some. She is usually tall and has wavy hair. She finds literally everything funny and is a great friend.

Charlie: Hey look over there!

Dylan: Ik that’s Brooke Patterson-Kerr she’s top of thy e year and soo cute
Charlie: *dumps girlfriend and goes to ask Brooke out*

Charlie: Hi, I’m Charlie. Your amazing, will you date me?
Brooke: omg! *starts making out with him*

by Randomgal2008 February 4, 2020

emma patterson

whore

emma patterson knows she is in fact, a whore

by vanessa e June 3, 2020

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

Mrs patterson

Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love

“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”

by heyjannyjanny155 November 22, 2021

Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name

Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz

by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018