A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.
by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

by John Matt June 19, 2003

by WhamBros November 30, 2023

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted
by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025
