The act of pretending you are a child once more, in the fact that, the participants run around spastically pretending that the whole world is a playground. "Parkour" is the disguise used to excuse participants' child-like behavior.
"I'm thinking about doing some Parkour this evening. Wanna come?"
"Dude... there's a playground just down the block. Just spaz out there instead"
"Dude... there's a playground just down the block. Just spaz out there instead"
by Cobalt Chaox May 19, 2006
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the act of having numerous sexual partners at once while preforming the urban act of parkour but dulled down to a bedroom version
by m.c. mikey mike May 8, 2011
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French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.
Then,
German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!
Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.
Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*
by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011
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Person 2: It's parkour, dude. And he was just getting the newspaper from his driveway as does every morning. You should see how he goes grocery shopping for some real entertainment.
Person 2: It's parkour, dude. And he was just getting the newspaper from his driveway as does every morning. You should see how he goes grocery shopping for some real entertainment.
by r14jPARKOUR November 6, 2011
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