Portuguese Ferret

A dude's dick that you find on www.chatroulette.com

I logged onto chatroulette the other day as a joke and saw some dude stroking his portuguese ferret.

by horticultureRAWKS March 4, 2010

portuguese dildo

The act of deficating into a condom, freezing it, then re-using it as a dildo without the condom.

Did you use a Portuguese dildos on her?

by fatboi September 26, 2014

Portuguese Omlet

When a man and a woman are planning to have sex and they get an egg or two and dump it into the woman's vagina have sex, dump out the egg, cook it, and eat it!

Ted: Man that Portuguese Omlet was great last night and that omlet for breakfast in the morning was delicious.

Fred: That's sick man!

Ted: Who cares at least I'm livin the good life!

by KaitySoHot January 15, 2008

portuguese breakfast

putting an fried egg on the vagina or the dick and the partner licks it off

im going to give her a portuguese breakfast

by M rol January 13, 2008

portuguese nuzzlefluff

when your doing your old lady, and you bury your face into her hairy armpit and bust a raspberry in her pit. Yeah.

My new girlfriend was excited when i gave her a portuguese nuzzlefluff then asked her if her mother would join us.

by josh, bobby, diamond, dah-veed February 18, 2009

Portuguese Breakfast

To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.

After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's

by robert wadkins December 19, 2006

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.

We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.

by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005