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poopie head

A person who's head has become swollen with poop.
by Ukilledmyhope October 12, 2003
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merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.
Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013
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big poopie dick shit daddy

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.
"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."
by yoauntiesmine June 14, 2017
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Poppies

Fans of Prince Poppycock (John Quale), who is an opera singer that appeared on America's Got Talent in Summer 2010.

Poppies tend to be fans of opera music (or were converted after seeing the Prince perform). They usually will have their profile pictures/avatars as pictures of the Prince or images of a poppy flower. They also tend to mimic the Prince, by giving themselves silly nicknames, like "The Grand Duchess Lillypop" and talk very elegantly, like, "What a quaint day I have had to day, my fellow poppies!"

This term is used by The Prince to describe his fans, the fans themselves, and those familar with America's Got Talent.
Jim: "Hey, this person seems really upset that Prince Poppycock got 4th place in America's Got Talent"

Tom: "Oh, yeah. They're one of his 'poppies'"

Jim: "His what?"

Tom: "They're a fan of the Prince"

Jim: "Oh!"
by Poppy Lover September 22, 2010
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poopie hole

(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.
Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."
by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009
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poopie

That sux.
Carl:Can you come to my party??
Rhonda:Sorry i have work to do.
Carl: Oh poopie!!!
by Veroncia November 17, 2003
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Ghost Poopie

The poop to which you sat down on the toilet, felt and saw your poop come out..but as soon as you stand up, there's no poopie in the toilet! When you whipe, theres no poopie on the toilet paper either!
Person1: I pooped but it's not in the toilet bowl! Is it magic?

Person2: No, it's a ghost poopie.

Person1: Wait..Why are you in the bathroom with me?

Person2: Awkward....>.>
by vyngenceinside June 29, 2008
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