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poontang

my roommate is going to get some of that cougar poontang!
by bubbabub October 25, 2018
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Poontang

A natural scent in accordance with a woman’s pH balance that both excites human beings and turns them off at the same time.

Even animals have a voracious appetite for human poontang. Human females must take extra caution around randy unfixed male canines if the vagina is particularly exposed.

Poontang “pheromones” are known to excite human males to a state of frenzied sexual arousal, this despite women who otherwise have a foul smelling vagina. The craving for human poontang is so strong; human males often find themselves gorging on a woman’s vagina for several minutes. Human female ejaculation directly affects the volume and consistency of Poontang greatly enhancing the experience of the person tasting it.

Poontang is considered an “acquired taste” that seems to get more desirable over time. Poontang is often enjoyed more in the 5th, 6th, and even 7th decades of life.

Poontang is sometimes referred to as “poon” for short. Some feel that poontang has a slightly “twangy” taste as opposed to a “tangy” taste.
Man, I’ll tell you what, last night I was seriously in the mood for poontang. My wife’s pussy tasted like a chocolate eclair! She came all over my face and I licked every last drop from her big hairy pussy. That shit was delicious!!
by Malcom Hex March 30, 2021
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Poontang

Vagina. Relating to South-East Asian women generally, specifically Vietnamese.
'Gon get me some poontang this evening.
by Bix006 February 2, 2019
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poontang

damn get me some of that poontang
by TopDonny February 12, 2020
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Poontang

The name also referring to a women's vaginal region
I can't wait to smash Nicki Minaj's Poontang
by My r3al name is ..... April 20, 2019
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poontang partner

a poontang partner is a woman's lesbian partner
Guy: Why were you kissing that woman?
Woman: Well, when I found out she was a single lesbian like me, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said yes and now she is my poontang partner!
by llamacat88 August 1, 2012
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Poontang Boomerang

Descriptive name given to a man's severely curved member.
"She was more than intrigued by the shape of my Johnson. Told you Dude, it's a Poontang Boomerang!"
by BigBS67 December 15, 2021
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