br pat

A retarded person who has an anger management disorder and cannot control his temper. Is highly known for chucking psycho's. Is also known to be a money scavenger to pay off his debts.
Oh man that dude is chucking a br pat!!
by Anonymous......... May 21, 2008
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Butter Pat

The most pivotal role in a Genital Jamboree, where the person climbs to the top of the pile and melts over everyone involved.
Quagmire: Now to take my position, I call this one the "butter pat".
by Negatron524 December 27, 2013
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pat, pat, splendid, THWAP

A reference to the infamous fisting scene in the film, Caligula, in which Caligula pats the arse of a young man, pronounces it splendid and then buries his wrist in it.

Use in any case where it seems fit.
Generally quoted whenever the words pat or splendid are used or any references to patting
by D April 01, 2004
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cow pat

A really sloppy cow shit that hits the floor, spreads out like a pancake and then sets so hard you can play frisbe with it.
by ToM March 10, 2003
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Pat McAfee

Retired NFL punter, holder, and quarterback. Comedic host of the Pat McAfee show featuring the Boys and regular appearances by the Crimson Chin (AJ Hawk).
Pat McAfee decimated Adam Cole at NXT TakeOver with his thunderous thighs.
by OctopusPancake12 December 04, 2020
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muff pat

a fleeting grope of the female genital area - a pat to the muff.

origin: an act performed by a male exotic dancer after showering in the middle of a nightclub primarily for those of a homosexual persuasion.
that was a nice shower, now where's Gill... that girl's gagging for a muff pat
by honeybear9001 July 18, 2010
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pat's law

Pat's law is simply this, when conducting a project, it is alway the last thing that goes wrong. and on this last miniscule task, you always spend 60% or more of your time on it. Making the last item in a string of items the last possible screw up. This also leads to PAT'S SYNDROME
"You have to drill five holes, the first four were easy and no problems occured. The last hole your drill bit breaks, you replace the bit, and then your battery goes dead. you replace the battery and the motor burns out." this is pat's law
by Tommy Weese March 28, 2008
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