M.I.M.P
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)
M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..
Like a P.I.M.P (Prostitute In My Possession.)
M.I.M.P is a woman with Men In My Possession. She easily persuades, or cunningly outsmarts the opposite sex (or same sex) into doing her dirty work, or being her sex slave. Basically the "Boss." Warning: This bitch is usually crazy as fuck, and will show up 9 months later with your, "No Strings Attached" child..
The M.I.M.P is usually spotted by saying or doing one of three things.
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!
1: "We can be friends, no strings attached."
2: "Don't Fall in Love with me."
3: Stares at you during your "first kiss," run!
by LateNiteDiarrheaBitches December 30, 2010
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Me: No way you my feeble minded freind are a W.I.M.P
N00b: Waaaaaaaah! thanks for letting me see the truth.
Me:Just here to help.
Me: No way you my feeble minded freind are a W.I.M.P
N00b: Waaaaaaaah! thanks for letting me see the truth.
Me:Just here to help.
by 1337 lord October 4, 2006
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“What’s up with Candace?”
“She’s got SIMP”
“Who is Candace simping on?”
“No I mean she’s got S.I.M.P”
“Ahhh, makes more sense.”
“She’s got SIMP”
“Who is Candace simping on?”
“No I mean she’s got S.I.M.P”
“Ahhh, makes more sense.”
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