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the perfect ounce

known as the perfect number , it’s when you blackout or drink heavily the night before and wake up without a hangover
“bro i killed a handle of crown last night and i feel great this morning” “oh you must’ve hit the perfect ounce “
by clt.clt77 September 26, 2021
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florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
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28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.
Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.
by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024
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Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full
Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty
by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025
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