two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

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One Hundred And One Percent

Spoken by Josh strife hayes after a 5 option poll somehow broke

This stream is One Hundred And One Percent Based

by Flamewindhoe June 11, 2022

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<.9.1.5.0.>One Knob Brighter knoB onE<.9.1.5.0.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

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Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.

“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

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