one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap March 07, 2016
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The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.
Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.

A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.
by ttrungraj May 20, 2023
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One Hundred And One Percent

Spoken by Josh strife hayes after a 5 option poll somehow broke
This stream is One Hundred And One Percent Based
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four one one

The truth about something
The truth about a person place or thing
The absolute truth on a subject
What is the four one one about how to get food stamps approval
by Granpa Money July 27, 2022
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One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles
Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.
by peronasunlight September 20, 2021
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