When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
by RealDefinitionsForRealPeople February 06, 2021
by Skoofora November 06, 2020
Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day
by Kxileyalexis November 01, 2019
when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can
by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023
Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass
by Davazkz July 31, 2017
by shadylackin November 12, 2018
During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 06, 2022