October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome
Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day
by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019
1:"dude I wanna mess with Kevin but I don't want to be an asshole"
2:"push him down the stairs"
1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"
2:"push him down the stairs"
1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"
by Anonymous✌️💖💜💙 June 11, 2020
This day is called: Call your best friend sen day, aka October 26th.
on this day you must refer to your best friend(s) as one of the following: senor, sensei, senpai, or senorita. this is not optional.
on this day you must refer to your best friend(s) as one of the following: senor, sensei, senpai, or senorita. this is not optional.
Me: Hi senorita!
My best friend: What are you talking about?
Me: It's October 26th, which is call your best friend sen day!
My best friend: What are you talking about?
Me: It's October 26th, which is call your best friend sen day!
by ElleCake October 23, 2019
Boy: it's October 26
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
by MAV Coffee October 26, 2019
by MAV Coffee October 26, 2019
by Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 27, 2019
National Humiliation Day
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation
The day where in some way you’ll find yourself in an unfortunate embarrassing situation
Hey, I wouldn’t go to that dance if I were you, it’s on October 26.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.
Why?
It’s national humiliation day, I don’t think it’ll end well.
by sadbish October 22, 2019