October 26

if its you’re sister’s birthday beat her up

I beat my sister on October 26 because it is her birthday.

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national push your friend Kevin down the stairs day

1:"dude I wanna mess with Kevin but I don't want to be an asshole"
2:"push him down the stairs"

1:"wtf no"
2:"come on it's October 26"
1:"okay fine"

by Anonymous✌️💖💜💙 June 10, 2020

october 26

where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.

it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.

by eatingpussyismygame. October 24, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 21, 2019

October 26

Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!

Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?

Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00

by ClumpyClaus October 18, 2019