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Flop Nobbed

In poker, when you hold a strong starting hand and raise a lot of money to see the flop, only to have not matched any cards when seeing the flop making your hand completely useless.
Starting hand of A/K. You raise double the blinds, someone else raises double that, you raise again or go all in because you're pot committed.

The dealer turns over the first three cards (flop) and it's 5/2/J all of suits other than the ones in your hand. Probably giving the other guy a really strong hand against you and effectively costing you all your money.

That, my friends, is getting flop nobbed (a Flop Nob).

Common usage: "Hey man, the tables were rough last night, I was constantly getting Flop Nobbed!"
by phrostbyte-poker January 14, 2009
mugGet the Flop Nobbedmug.

Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to
by The dick nob November 30, 2018
mugGet the Dick nobmug.

Nob-chance

A person who fancies their chances in a impossible or unrealistic situation.

A person who thinks maybe getting something when it was never offered to them in first place.
A person who cheekily asks for freebies when they are already getting a great deal.
"That customer is a nob-chance, I already gave him a great deal and now he wants extras!"
by Slobotham October 6, 2018
mugGet the Nob-chancemug.

nibble nob

My GF was giving me nibble nob while i was driving down the highway
by asdfgsfg September 18, 2004
mugGet the nibble nobmug.

fuck nob

if some ones being a idiot you say "you fuck nob"
by pet pet April 25, 2008
mugGet the fuck nobmug.

toal nob

Toal Nob, refers to someone that is a toal(total) nob(nob). The word nob means someone that sucks at what they are doing. So you are saying that someone is totaly sucking at what they are doing. (PS. I use it 2 times, like toal nob, toal nob to enphasize the point.
by The original VOLCOM December 3, 2006
mugGet the toal nobmug.

Nob Sock

A Nob Sock is a term used to describe the sock a person has put their nob into at the moment of orgasm to ejaculate into. This is done to keep sheets clean and leave the mess for the washing machine. Also done for fetish reasons.

The term Nob Sock can also be used as an insult to another person, refering them to be a nob sock in a demeaning manner.
A: OMG why did you put your nob in a sock!?
B: Keep the sheets clean silly

2A: Kenz your a nob sock you know
2B: I know
by Todd Bowden July 16, 2008
mugGet the Nob Sockmug.

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