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Noah

Noah is a funny guy and always ways keep people around him smiling. He is one to never give up and believes in himself heavily. He loves sports and food. He is usually drawn to football but doesn't get no playtime.
Hey your such a Noah. Noah is so cool. Noah fat ahh. You trying to roast noah?
by Treygen Jones December 23, 2016
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Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"
by That one clingy chick November 30, 2018
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Noah's schlong is so big
by Mega wonton December 17, 2018
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A big dickhead who can also be a good mate. Most of them are sound some ar not but what can you do
Oi noah

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by Tomr123 January 15, 2019
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Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
I love this because it's Noah. -carly 2k19
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
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Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.
Woah Noah is being such a turkey
by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019
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Noah Has the biggest dick ever, and is straight as hell. He is very edgy and funny. He's loyal and not a fuckboy. He is italian and the best friend. He is the baddest nigga alive...
Guy: Is that Noah?
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga
by Lickyletippy December 24, 2019
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