This is a cutting-edge gender neutral neurological disorder, officially characterized by a range of symptoms including extreme feelings of jealousy which can lead to outrageously stupid actions. While presently untreatable, medical enthusiasts advise drinking a lot of alcohol to alleviate many of its side effects (for the benefit of the greater good).
Their extreme feelings envy resulted in such craziness that it was directly attributed to an unofficial diagnosis for Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS).
by happigoluckiman April 9, 2025
Get the Jealous Dumb Bitch Syndrome (JDBS)mug. The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.
by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022
Get the No Bitches Syndromemug. when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent
before-
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
me,her: intellectual conversations
after-
me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent
me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
by Millsygirl May 6, 2023
Get the college bitch syndromemug.