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Das nice

The almighty term used when someone tells you something but you don't give 2 up-side-down fucks about it, but you do not want to hurt their fragile feelings because it would cause drama if you were to just say "I don't care and never did" .
Brendon: Hey man, I saw a cat today, it was furry man , you should of seen it. I missed my bus earlier too... Today is such a horrible day man, my pizza fell, lost my little brother at the park.. I am fragile and soft and like males. :)

Naz: Das nice.

Brendon: Aye aye aye Trev, you bout that block life?

Trevor: No my laptop broke and I have to cook and get high

Brendon: Das nice.
by NazTheDefiner December 4, 2016
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it was really nice to meet you

"you couldn't understand how much i wanted to fuck you"
normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message
it was really nice to meet you tonight, we should hook up soon for a 'drink'
by ArabianMonkeyPenguin April 12, 2011
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Nice Watch

Phrase muttered at a urinal to make small talk or to cover for the fact that the person saying it has just looked at your junk.

Good way to mess with an annoying person who picked the urinal next to yours when there are many others open.
"Hey Nice watch."

"But I'm not wearing a watch?"
by Jarrett McFish July 16, 2009
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niced

mainly used in east london.

means being treated or being treated nicely.
person a: my dad niced me, g
person b: really what did he do?
person a: he bought me chicken and chips, innih
by nice_gurl November 2, 2017
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nice boat

1. (noun) delightful or pleasing floating vessel used for transportation across water
2. (noun) exceptionally violent or gruesome act, usually stated in response to witnessing something of this nature
3. (verb) to censor something considered excessively violent, usually by replacing it with peaceful images such as nice boats

The origin of this term comes from the censorship of the last episode of the animated Japanese television show "School Days". The last episode contained scenes depicting extreme violence similar to a recent murder in Japan where a teenage girl killed her father with an axe. To avoid association with the murder, many networks canceled the episode and played peaceful images instead, one of which was of a boat. This caused outrage amongst fans of the show.
1. We'll be traveling in a nice boat to get across the lake.
2. The knife went right into him! Nice boat.
3. The last episode of School Days was nice boat'd.
by PandaTeddy November 28, 2009
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Have a nice life.

It basically means goodbye forever. If you say this to another individual, you are telling them, from now on, from this moment on, you couldn't care less what happens to them, as long as you never see, or hear from them again. You are banishing them from your circle of loved ones and friends, from your life. It is almost always justified/warranted.
"Don't worry about responding to this. I just wanted you to know how I felt. Have a nice life."
by BlueMoon1 August 16, 2021
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that's nice

A common response to a comment which you find uninteresting, boring, or you are just downright not in the right mood to care about.
Person 1: Dude, I just did a quadruple backflip on my unicycle!
Person 2: That's nice.

Person 1: Hey man, I asked out this chick, and she rejected me.
Person 2: That's nice.
by boogerh7 January 25, 2011
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