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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
Cans are near me!!!
by Canzz January 18, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation
She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.
by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022
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Near

"I near fell out of the chair"

(GIF: Shin Hye-sun)
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
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