A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
Get the Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?mug. Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!
by ghostngoose February 3, 2022
Get the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near memug. <.7.9.7.6.>Cognitive Experiences Near My Right Shoulder, cognItive experIences neUar mUy riGht shouUlder, cognitivE experienceS neaR mY righT shouldeR <.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Cognitive Experiences Near My Right Shoulder, cognItive experIences neUar mUy riGht shouUlder, cognitivE experienceS neaR mY righT shouldeR <.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Cognitive Experiences Near My Right Shoulder, cognItive experIences neUar mUy riGht shouUlder, cognitivE experienceS neaR mY righT shouldeR <.7.9.7.6.>mug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》mug. a historically near-sighted person is someone who can only remember recent history, wether it be in the recent few centuries or even just the recent few years.
July 4, John: do you realize that a year ago today we had to use bread slices instead of buns for hot dogs?
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
Bob: do you also that realize today is when america became independent? John: REALLY? Bob: yes, its taught in history class. John: oh, sorry, i didn't know that becuase im historically near-sighted.
by d00dd00d February 5, 2010
Get the Historically Near-Sightedmug. Here's a sentence using "near" in the archaic sense of stingy:
Uncle Harold wouldn't even spring for a round of drinks, so cheap he bordered on near.
Note: This usage of "near" is not very common today. You might consider a more common synonym like "stingy," "cheap," or "miserly" depending on the desired emphasis.
(Gif: To Be A Brave One)
Uncle Harold wouldn't even spring for a round of drinks, so cheap he bordered on near.
Note: This usage of "near" is not very common today. You might consider a more common synonym like "stingy," "cheap," or "miserly" depending on the desired emphasis.
(Gif: To Be A Brave One)
by Arminkshipper July 21, 2024
Get the Nearmug. 