Sympathy Cough

When someone coughs near you, and you or someone else near, coughs without the real necessity to do so.

On train, random guy out of eyesight coughs.

Girl one coughs.

Girl two says "That was so a sympathy cough."

Girl one says "Yeah, like I don't even have thyroid fever."

Girl two says "I don't even know you."

by The masked avenger of doom December 17, 2010

Sympathy spewer

The act of spewing, when some one else has been sick

Person1 was sick all over his shoes and person 2 just spewed up when he saw it
Man person 2 is such a sympathy spewer

by sicko89123 May 15, 2009

coke and sympathy

The phrase "coke and sympathy" is from the Rolling Stones song "Let it bleed", from the full length album of the same name. " and there will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke, and sympathy."

" I sure could use a little " coke and sympathy "right about now. As long as its Diet Coke".

by The Red Rider. February 11, 2017

sympathy card

an underwelming jester of guilt.

I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."

by sceneduck April 26, 2006

Sympathy-bitch

Someone who says bad things about themselves in order to get sympathy from others.

Erik: I'll never get a date because of my third nipple. :(
Jessica: There, there, i'll always love you for YOU.
Oliver: Eat my ass, sympathy-bitch. >:(

by mrmattsingy August 11, 2010

Player's sympathy

An act of sympathy when a person that is winning by a great margin in a sports or other competitive activity "goes easy" to lessen the embarrassment or pain of the losing person(s).

Drew was winning 56-0 against Bill in Madden, so he showed Player's sympathy by easing up on coverage so that Bill could get on the board.

by rinktolink October 03, 2011

Flora-sympathy

To care more for plants than one does for humans, animals, or even ones self.

She felt flora-sympathy.

by Nixie Fae April 19, 2015