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Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.
How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!
by Max Mason August 6, 2023
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Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.
Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.
by Lunoir June 30, 2019
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newt-chan

Alpha is such a newt-chan!
by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018
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Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness
Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt
by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020
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