Newts

A blonde surfer boy from the beaches and loves having sex with anything that walks especially older girls. He loves a good old romp and loves a bit of dynamic mint.

How are ya Newts?

Hey look, Newts is over there!

by Max Mason August 6, 2023

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

newt-chan

A gay asshole

Alpha is such a newt-chan!

by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018

Pissed as a Newt

When someone’s had one too many Guinness’

Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt

by GreatcrestedNewt June 7, 2020