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Mom why is my pp hard? 

Little kid: mom why is my pp hard.
Mom: you are getting hard because of me you shut.
Little kid: makes sense you are a mother ducking smokeshow.m
Mom why is my pp hard?

mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"

when your mom was at my house 

we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.
im mymom
mymom by im-a-cat December 12, 2018
A bitch ass whore who sells crack in the dark alley with a side of pussy
“Hey have you seen mymom recently?”

“Last time i saw her she was getting fucked by a watermelon
mymom by meme.stealer9000 May 19, 2018

Mymom'skindahomeless

An expression used when youre losing to a streamer and you try to guilt trip him
Please speed I need this, mymom'skindahomeless
Mymom'skindahomeless by IMNOY November 22, 2025