piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times

Guy1: I forgor💀
by Stinky Hitler fart June 12, 2022
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Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.
The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.
by Ozzy Fosburn January 14, 2012
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dusty mustache

what you receive when providing cunnilingus to an old dried up pussy
Ms. Butterfield down the street gave me a dusty mustache
by hahahahahahailovewhitters November 13, 2014
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sriracha mustache

When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.
by TheNotSoSilentOne March 09, 2017
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Mustache lover

A person who is always saying "Mustache luv" or "I mustache you a question" They usually wear mustache themed jewelry or clothing. Most of the time they are girls. NOTE: loves facial hair
Lila is a total mustache lover, she is always wearing her mustache necklace.
by grasslike February 23, 2013
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Zebra mustache

The act of crapping on your someones lip and then cumming on it in a striped fashion.
" I got bored last night so i gave my roommate a Zebra Mustache
by Dirty Chad March 23, 2010
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jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip
Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 26, 2022
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