When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
by Thor2021 January 20, 2022
Get the Mississippi Mud Flapmug. Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"
by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020
Get the Mud Flapmug. When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
Get the Mexican Mud Flapmug. Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!
by Jesyca September 8, 2019
Get the mud flapsmug. As Jose was ass fucking Laura, he thought “thank god I have my balls as mud flaps. Otherwise that shit would have been everywhere.”
by Kelita554 February 7, 2023
Get the Mud flapmug.