Skip to main content

lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.
That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.
by brophet October 16, 2018
mugGet the lawn mower mug.

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019
mugGet the taiwanese lawn mower mug.

fighter mower

a ride on lawn tractor mounted on it are two GAU-8 avenger rotatry guns that are built by a washing machine company, firing 7800 armor pericing rounds into whatever is unlucky enough to be in front of you
person 1 what is that

person 2,3,4 its a lawn mower, its a gattling gun,its a fighter mower
motor spining up noises brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by rma2802 May 26, 2023
mugGet the fighter mower mug.

Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
mugGet the Squid lawn mower mug.

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021
mugGet the American Lawn mower mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email