noob of the month

an award given to someone who was an idiot or made a complete jackass of himself or just plain sucks at life

Guy1: hey man did u see robert the other day, he fell up the steps!
Guy2: yea man we gave him the noob of the month award

by Hellrazer360 November 01, 2007

month-end

(a)A term used by the financial district's employees to give an explaination of their work level. (b)a poor term for being busy used to create importance like many terms used in the financial district. (c) A term used to show your contempt for the person or persons you are speaking to as in your mind they are ignorant to what you are doing!

(a)"Fancy going for a beer?" reply,"no its month-end"
(b)"why are you such a prick?" reply, "its month-end!"
(C)"whats up with you?" reply, "its month-end!"

by City Boy May 03, 2007

pride month

celebration and appreciation month for lgbtqia+ members.

Guy: I can't wait to celebrate PRIDE MONTH with my boyfriend! Who is going to the festival this weekend?
Friends: ME! ME! ME!

by ThatBoiKai on Youtube June 01, 2017

Straight month

A month to celebrate straight man atsushi, July

Dazai “look it’s straight man atsushi”
Kunikida “yeaaa doesn’t he have that month named after him, erm….what’s it called again???”
Dazai “straight month!!”

by Uknown1234?? July 02, 2021

month of Sunday's

What yoy say to someone you haven't seen in a very long time.

Hey Ralf where ya been, I haven't seen ya in a month of Sunday's.

by arelpee October 29, 2006

18 Months

The 5 dreamy boys who don't know what the fuck 18 months mean!

Directioner: Oh! They're so cute! How old are they?
Random: 18 months.
Directioner: 5 years? Ok.

by LilyG_1D May 01, 2021

Squeeze Month

The month in which Ralph too was fighting the urge to get near, to get a handful of that brown, vulnerable flesh. The desire to squeeze and hurt was over-mastering.

“Happy squeeze month Jack!”

“You too Ralph! Now let’s celebrate… ;)”

by MoolyTheCow February 10, 2023