one of the most annoying shows of all time. the plot is unbelievable: c'mon a girl is a student at day and puts on a whig and ta da she is a popstar? miley cyrus couldnt sing or act to save her life. she got the job cause her dad is some famous country singer. the show has some crappy jokes and suckass acting. if i see that guy who plays her brother i will strangle his ass. this show gives people in the country bad names. if you are guy and like this show, you must be a little fruity.
girl 1: wanna watch that totally cool show hannah montana?
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
girl 2: id rather go to the zoo and watch gorillas sing, at least they can carry a tune
by SdCharers11 January 16, 2008

The worst TV show idea ever. Miley AKA Hannah is a shitty actress and singer. She has disgusting teeth and a corny accent. The only reason she has a "career" is because her dad is a washed up semi-talented singer.
11 year old: Omg hannah montana rocks i wanna grow up to be just like her!
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
normal guy: wow big plans for your self huh
by meghan riot April 6, 2008

one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.
Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!
by legofuncms May 4, 2008

1. A roast beef sandwich at Arby's.
2. A vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. (In more than just looks...)
2. A vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. (In more than just looks...)
by algorhythm March 13, 2004

When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.
I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.
by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
by Fran December 31, 2003

Disney Channel show about a Scitzophrenic teen who by day is an average girl with shitehawk southern accent but by night is a world famous singer hidden by a dodgy wig.
by Uncle Ernie March 15, 2008
