Mongos

Jenna’s imaginary tits

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.

by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Mongo

A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German

"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"

by Leonie1M June 18, 2022

Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

Mongo

A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.

Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.

by shiphd August 31, 2018

Mongo

Any persons belonging to the native/indigenous/reserve american tribes that has dna, rna, haplogroups and blood types that is similar to the Mongolians people.

The term natives, and indigenous according to the black law dictionary is any person's born in any country no matter their orgins.

For example if ones orgins is from Arabia but is born in America. That person would be consider a Native to America under law.

The mongo claims to be an orginal American but his orgins comes from Mongolia.

by Dan the historian August 9, 2022